Guys! It's Saturday tomorrow!

Tomorrow's Saturday, Making me, obviously, really quite excited.

And I have plans, plans involving Monies and the purchasing of stuff >:D

mwa ha ha

today i woke up nd decided that my penis was to small, so i decided to get a penis enllargement. i googled it, then google imaged it, nom nom nom.... then i found one that was nearby. his name was Dr. Hoo, and he said he cud help wiv my not so largely proportioned problem. in the end, i now have aa hugemongus ffully functing penis nd i wna share it wiv the world!!! unfortunately blogger blocked the picture, but you are welcome to ask me for a looksy anytime.

the end.

by amy harddick :D
(genius in the making)

The magical wonders of yesterday

Well yesterday KICKED ASS

Its all down to seeing abbi again (hi Abbi!)

But now I have to wait till saturday to see her again. Which seriously sucks.

But still, saturday, she can meet most people, since none of you guys have actually met her.

You should all get along pretty easily. I hope :P
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Wednesday is nearly here!

Well, tomorrow is wednesday, when I can see abbi again.

God have I been missing her...

Oh well, should make tomorrow all the better :D

Were going to solve questions, like what the fuck is better!? Dairy Milk? Or Galaxy?

Generally, its gonna be a lot of fun.

Then on saturday you can all meet her (yay!)

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Damn you, logic, Why cant you bend to my will!?

why oh why oh why isn't it wednesday yet?

Seriously, right now I need wednesday. REALLY REALLY BAD

well now theres the job of telling my mum that I have a girlfriend. God help me XD

But still it's all gonna be worth it :')

Best. Sunday. EVER!

I was right.

It paid off.

So now I have a girlfriend, for the first time in a year. And god, does it kick ass.

Alice in Wonderland was crap, made Ginger jokes all the way through. But still, what happened there was awesome.

One door closes, another one opens... A year later.

If I went back in time by two weeks and said to myself what I'm doing tomorrow, old me would laugh. This is because 1, I'm wearing a beer drinking hat. 2, what I'm planning to d tomorrow.

A year ago I asked amy out. I'm going to do it again, tomorrow. But not amy, nononono.

Anyone that's spoken to me in the last week or so a bit can probably guess who I'm talking about.

If my sources are corred (you know who you are) then the answer will be yes.

Which is good.

Fod I'm nervous.

Meh. Oh well.
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Happy happy happy :D

Well, I feel funny

But, at the same time, I'm feeling better than I've felt in a year.

Well, I know I'm feeling better than I was a year ago.

Guys, in a nutshell, its partly about sunday.

Gonna meet up with Abbi and Amanda (some old friends) and were gonna go round town doing random shizzle XD

Oh, there will be other people, but I don't care about them XD

I'm so happy that I don't care about my exams next week. I'm gonna fail astronomy, but I don't care.

Going out with nikki etc to revise, but I don't think its gonna help, its just gonna bring sunday round quicker :D

What am I gonna wear today?

My fave outfit is reserved for tomorrow.

Well, blog fans, if tomorrow goes as planned, it could lead to very good things indeed.

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Testing, 123, testing

Trying the email thingy now XD
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Sunday Sunday Sunday.... SUNDAAAAAY!

Sunday's gonna kick ass.

Gonna go around town, pretending to be a turtle (long story) and saying Glug.

Generally it's gonna kick ass.

Like I said.

Teenagers, My Chemical Obsession and Truth or Dare

Been obsessing about MCR waaaay too much. Its My Chemical Obsession.

ahHA!

See what I did there?

With the play on words? aha.

So I learnt Teenagers today, despite me saying it would be far too hard.

Easiest.

Solo.

Ever.

So we played Truth or Dare today.

Not much happened, Except Nikki flirted with her shoe (facepalm).

Also: Flirting like Old People.

"Countdown's on!"

"What?"

"Countdown's on!"

"What?"

"Countdown's on!"

"What?"

"Countdown's on!"

"What?"

"Countdown's on!"

"What?"

anyway.

Apparently I have a good sense of humour. Yay me :D

Toy Soldiers, Dissapointment and Samuel L Jackson

Havnt blogged in a while.

Maybe now is the time.

Well, been excited about something for a few days now, today made me realise I may have been exaggerating it a bit. Oh well.

You remember how I fell in love with Muse? I listened to their songs more, got their albums, got involved a bit more, bought merchandise etc?

If you were there, beware.

Its happening again.

With My Chemical Romance.

Funny, I can distinctly remember hating them at christmas 2008.

I got a game called Toy Soldiers. It kicks ass.

Dan didn't come to the park today.

I warned him.

Our good friend, samuel l jackson was with us.

So he put some motherfucking snakes on dans motherfucking plane.

He forgot his purple lightsabre though...