Who, what, when, where and how (I'm not really thinking about why)

I've been thinking about those questions a lot. Some in the near future, some in the distant future.
NEAR:
Who: Who is off tomorrow?
What: What should I do tomorrow?
When: When are we getting our history results back?
How: How am I going to forge Mr Smith's signature?

Not very important then.

DISTANT:
who: Who the hell am I going to spend my life with?
What: What am I going to do with my life?
When: When will I be a fully-qualified teacher?
How: Do I actually BE a teacher?

More important.

I need to know the last two. They're really important.

The other two? Well that's kinda trivial.

Time. It sucks. When your having an awesome time, it says HA YOUR A DOUCHE IM GOING TO GO FAST! When your having a suckish time, it says HA YOUR A DOUCHE IM GOING TO GO SLOWLY!

I need to sort my head out. too many thoughts, too many decisions.